Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar - TopicsExpress



          

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The ************************************************** ************* Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this ************************************************** ************* Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON” ************************************************** ************* SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.. ************************************************** ************* Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver ************************************************** ************* Waiter gives bill to Sardar Sardar: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." ************************************************** ************* SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain. ************************************************** *************** A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans." ************************************************** ************** Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai. ************************************************** ************** Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin... ************************************************** ************* Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga. ************************************************** ************* Computer Lesson: Major Rohail: Plz turn ON your computer Sardar: OK kar liya. Majo
Posted on: Sat, 27 Jul 2013 18:05:29 +0000

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