Sardar Story Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What which part? Whole body was born in India . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with T. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Sardar joined new job as a clerk. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequencely.. Sardar went to musuem Museum Administrator: U ******..Thats a 500-year-old statue uve broken!! Sardar: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one.. Sardar bad day At the scene of an accident a bus driver was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!! Sardar: Control yourself sir.. Dont cry.. See that man.(Pointing to the rider) he has lost his head. Is he crying? Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is All India Radio! NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr...... Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!! Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir.. Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Sardar: An old kings skeleton. Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it? Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he was a child.
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 08:34:59 +0000
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