Saturday funny...From Mid Cheshire Through Time. The Potato Garden . . . An old gentleman lived alone in Kent. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my potato garden this year. Im just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Dad. A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, Dont dig up that garden. Thats where the bodies are buried . . . Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, Scotland Yard Detectives, Forensic dept. and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologised to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, You can go ahead and plant the potatoes now. Thats the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 09:35:17 +0000
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