Saturday night was OFF THE HOOK, as the urban kids say these days! The night started off awesome and just kept getting better; Scott Diamond came out and decided to take over WCCW, which is what needed to be done. Billy Brewster is still in ICU somewhere and TJ Lightning is now sharing a room with him! ATM came out and put his KY State Championship on the line against some mystery wrestler that TJ signed before his little “accident” and it seems that WCCW has run out of people brave enough to step in the ring with ATM, so they had to bring some hack out of retirement- Al Steele! The Al must stand for aluminum because ATM was balling his ass up all over the ring. The match started going in Al Steele’s favor so Stan Sierra came out to congratulate him, maybe a little early, but still very polite and Al Steele attacked him! ATM was trying to check on Sierra and Steele attacked him and got a very quick three count to win the title; however, thankfully Diamond is on the WCCW board and refused to allow something so unfair to happen. Diamond put Steele in a handicapped match for his first title defense and immediately started the match; Scott Diamond climbed in the ring and beat Al Steele all over the arena and got the three count and won the KY State Championship. Al Steele should retire again; he kept the belt about a minute and a half, maybe. Then it was time to feed Frank the Tank, and this week his meal was Brian Lawless. I really like Lawless and I say it weekly; however, the boy needs some brains. Frank and Scott tried to tell him just to go back to the locker room before he got hurt but he wouldn’t listen. Lawless just got man handled and then Frank went flying over the top rope and flipped like three times and I think he did a 7/10 split (if that is even a real thing)- big Frank needs to try out for the Olympics! Needless to say, Frank got the win. After the win, The Voice came out and attacked him from behind, with the tag team titles; come on guys, you are better than that! Why can’t The Voice and The Diamond Cartel come together and form The Diamond Voice or something like that! After all this, the night got pretty awesome- USA Champion Brandon Taggart totally outsmarted The Amish Assassin Chris Majors. These two had one hell of a match and both guys were getting aggravated because they couldn’t get a three count, so Taggart introduced the belt to Major’s head and got the DQ; he lost the match but keeps the title- brilliant! That is the man I want running my country in 2024!! What happened next was beautiful; Aluminum Steele comes out to help Chris Majors and Majors attacked him and then joined the dark side! Talk about he Amish Mafia; now that Majors is mad and doesn’t give a shit….WCCW wrestlers should watch out! The casket match was next and it was a little disappointing; the match itself was great and we got to see Purple Haze beat up Kevin Star again; however, Star won the match thanks to Purple Haze. Haze literally beat Star until he couldn’t stand and went to tackle him and Star fell backwards, while trying to hold himself up with the rope and Haze tripped into the casket. So; I’m calling this one as Purple Haze beat Purple Haze in the casket match! The 6 man/girl tag match started out as a hoedown! I’m telling you guys, some of those WCCW fans can’t handle hearing Tommy Green’s music; they can’t sit still! They have to get up, dance, play the spoons, doe-si-doe or whatever you call that crap! All I heard was yeee hawwws and “get off me pa, I ain’t in the mood!” Now we all know that The Voice is made up of the tag team champions and the gorgeous Hayley Shadows; so that is an unbeatable team but I will give Bane and Team Green some credit. Tommy Green has a pretty tight rat tail and add that with Lexxi’s butt and you got something already, however, the real story is Sean Bane. Sean Bane came out fighting and seems to have really stepped up since turning his back on The Voice; he was pretty impressive in the ring against The Butcher and while I think they cheated way to much with false tags and Green cans; Sean Bane is one to watch! Also, dear Lexxi….are you crazy hitting Hayley Shadows in the face with a can!!! First, cheaters never win and second, if you want to hit girls in the face, hit some of the WCCW fans…they look like they’ve already been hit a few times anyways! The Voice picked up the win due to Lexxi and her cheating ways! The main event was truly a contender for Match of the Year; it was outstanding by both Ravishing Ronnie Roberts and Alex Angel. A part of me likes Alex Angel because I think he’s all fake; I think all that goody two shoes act is just bull- deep down inside, he is a vicious monster that is going to wreak havoc all over WCCW; mark my words! The match was brutal and violent and impossible to put into words; RRR couldn’t take out Angel, even with the help of ATM. Angel locked on the Wings of Mars submission and RRR didn’t have anyone to save him. ATM was out cold on the concrete and Maria was off somewhere getting her nails done or hair did. RRR was all alone with a pissed off Alex Angel and he couldn’t do anything but quit. Come to the Dark Side young Alex Skywalker….the Dark Side is far more powerful!
Posted on: Thu, 05 Sep 2013 10:48:15 +0000
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