Saved by the newbie We had a new guy who had just been certified in CPR. The guys thought itd be funny to give him a little initiation and me the business all at the same time. You see I tend to sleep on the floor because our beds arent the best. I’m on my back sleeping and it seems they told this newbie I was in full cardiac arrest. So they act all excited and pretend they are calling 911. They even go out and get the jump bag to make it more authentic. So this newbie runs over, checks my pulse and breathing and he SWEARS to this day I wasnt breathing and I had no pulse. So he starts chest compressions on me. Well you gotta know I woke up in a big hurry and decked this dude doing the compressions. Funny looking back on it now. 50% off all our T-shirts today only . . USE CODE: FLASHYTSHIRT zazzle/funnyemergencycalls
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 01:40:00 +0000
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