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Saw a nice skirt. Changing room queue was long. No prob- screw with the system and try skirt on in middle of shop over clothes. Skirt on. Zip immediately eats half of skirt and becomes jammed. Pretend am admiring half-done-up skirt in mirror every time someone passes. Madly pull at zip. Zip becomes even more stuck. Contemplate queuing and buying said skirt that do not actually want and making woman scan it on me. Frantically pull at zip. Avoid eye-contact of security guard who is eyeballing me. Try pulling skirt down not to realise trousers are coming down too. Pull skirt back up. Pray with all my might to the holy powers above and pull. Zip snaps off in hand. Always wanted a half-zipped-up skirt with a broken zip anyway...
Posted on: Sun, 14 Dec 2014 17:56:11 +0000

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