Scart in heaven after death..... God step forward scart yes tata mulebeka nshilemimona God thats the point,aukwata amano nobulungami nganaumbona scart i just wana mek sure am dealing with the ryt person he pauses where am i? God in heaven scart ummmm yakosako iyi Angel my frend u r dead leka balande scart are u jesus bakamba? Angel no! scart then who are you? Angel just an angel scart kanshi ikalafye mwalampingula banga? God scart?! scart emukwai nshilemimona nimwebo banani? God am the lord your God and you are standing in my presence scart sorry but i cant see you so technically am not in your presence God yes you are but am not in your presence cuz u cant see me but i can scart if you are really God then please can i have the same favour you gave to solomon? God which is? scart the choice between money and wisdom in which case i choose money please God you still dont get it my boy,you are dead thats why you are here scart went silent.........then had his mind erupting with images of his deeds on earth God scart why are so silent? scart you almost made me pee in my pants God why?! scart thought you said am dead...you almost got me there you know,hahahaha,i will wake up soon and all this will be over with God hahahaha,gabriel show him his burial service The angel showed scart his burial service and scart begun to cry God well scart it says here you died at the age of 18 but i meant for you to live for 90 years,i was shocked wen i saw you at pearly gates comming home scart i messed up one night father God share your story please i wana hear it from your own lips scart i was at a certain club with starface one day wen i saw a chick i liked and i took her to my place then one thing led to another and we clicked without protection,3 days later i reallised i had an STI but i took too long so it got to me am suprised it landed me here God if i may ask you,why did you do that? scart well,she was putting on a skimpy short and i was taken at the sight of those.........umhu! God hahahahaha,angel bring king shaka here Angel ryt away! scart wow so you have shaka detained here too? i wud love to see that dude he is a legend you know in a flush the angel cumz back Angel here my lord,shaka for you scart whoa shaka! is this really you? king of kings shaka eh he eh young man dont put me in more trouble than am in already,i found the king of kings is here so that story is for the earth my frend not here God do you know why i have summoned you here shaka? shaka no! God in your generation did women put on clothes? shaka no!my lord they only covered their privets with a small flap on God did men sleep with them everywhere cuz they were showing their thighs? shaka no baba! God ok shaka you can go shaka whispers in scarts ears you are in trouble my frend,you will find me this side scart yaaaaba God ba scart you dont sleep around for such a lame reason...case adjourneyed then the whole place goes silent and scart gets taken to the heavens remand cells.... #JUST_FOR_JOKES_________ #TLMB
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 19:02:29 +0000
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