Scheiser-fest award for worst and most laugh out loud naff film of - TopicsExpress



          

Scheiser-fest award for worst and most laugh out loud naff film of the month this month goes to Jason Stathams In the name of the king showing on SyFy. A serious (really) fantasy swords n sorcery epic with Ray Liotta as a wicked sorcerer struggling to not talk like an 80s mafioso wise guy and Statham as our intrepid hero farmer(whether this is his name or profession isnt made clear) who slips between the accent of kickflip baggins of the shire and del boy effortlessly while despatching all manner of stereotypical london chav ogres orcs n some such bad peoples all while looking into camera lovingly as we the viewer look on from the point of view of said vanquished foe... A proper romp that would get the full 10 out of 10 if there were any nudity but theres nay a nork in sight and its also quite possibly the absolute worst film that ever was shat out n served up by tinsel town to date...
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 22:56:35 +0000

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