Scotch with two drops of water A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, Im on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and its today.. The bartender says, Well, since its your birthday, Ill buy you a drink In fact, this one is on me. As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, I would like to buy you a drink, too. The old woman says, Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water. Coming up, says the bartender As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, I would like to buy you one, too. The old woman says, Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water. Coming right up, the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, Maam, Im dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water? The old woman replies, Sonny, when youre my age, youve learned how to hold your liquor... Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 12:16:43 +0000
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