Scott and Brian {and Alethea}: an old exchange I came across. With such a high number of voters expected to cast their ballots in the upcoming election, I have an idea to help alleviate crowding at the polls. All Republicans are instructed to vote on Tues. Nov, 6, while Democrats can vote on Wed. Nov, 7. Unlike · · Unfollow Post You like this. Brian Schmall Why am I not suprised that you, John, would be the first to like this? about an hour ago · Like John Alden And if your party believes in green energy, no paper or electricity (coal burning, nuclear or oil!) will be involved with voting. Pigeons will be used with 100% recyclable cloth ballots. about an hour ago · Like · 1 Scott Dsomethingorother a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound cloth ballot about an hour ago · Unlike · 2 John Alden It could if it were a Kenyan swallow! about an hour ago · Like · 2 Scott Dsomethingorother and ye shall cut down the largest budget in the kingdom with a herring about an hour ago · Unlike · 2 John Alden Can you define the word, It? (oops, wrong president) about an hour ago · Like · 2 Scott Dsomethingorother aw screw it one more 59 minutes ago · Like Scott Dsomethingorother they are the knights that say mitt 59 minutes ago · Like · 1 John Alden Were Knights of the Brown Kenyan We tax when ere were able, We do The View routines and golfing scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, ...See More 45 minutes ago · Like · 2 Brian Schmall Superlike. 44 minutes ago · Like Brian Schmall You cant expect to wield supreme executive power because ACORN bought your votes with food stamps and menthol cigarettes. 39 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 John Alden Strange black panthers lying in polling stations, distributing i-phones, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the media. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. 34 minutes ago · Edited · Like · 1 Brian Schmall Look, If I was little more than a community organizer, who claimed to be the annointed one, theyd lock me away. 32 minutes ago · Like · 1 Scott Dsomethingorother this wallpost went together rather well dont you think 30 minutes ago · Unlike · 2 John Alden You have to post these things when youre a King. 26 minutes ago · Like · 1 Brian Schmall You dont frighten us, Elitist pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ubama Keeng, you and all your silly Elitist K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! 26 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 John Alden Now go eeway or I will debate you a second th-tiime. 25 minutes ago · Like · 2 Scott Dsomethingorother LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 24 minutes ago · Unlike · 2 Brian Schmall The former Speaker of the House, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Obama, was to ride in an Escalade. THAT is why I am your king. 17 minutes ago · Edited · Like · 1 Scott Dsomethingorother well goodnight noones topping aldens last one 17 minutes ago · Like · 1 John Alden King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice... VP Biden: Joe. King of Swamp Castle: Joe...... 17 minutes ago · Like · 1 Brian Schmall Good stuff there you guys. 14 minutes ago · Like John Alden Bravely dumb Sir Barry rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Barry. He was not at all afraid to be killed in debates in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Barry. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a p...See More 14 minutes ago · Like Brian Schmall Uh, maybe thats enough singing for now. Theres dirty work afoot. 13 minutes ago · Like John Alden And they lost Michelles minstrel. And there was much rejoycing. Yaaay! 11 minutes ago · Like · 1 Brian Schmall ... But the black knight always wins .... 11 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 John Alden Please! This is supposed to be a happy debate. Lets not bicker and argue over who killed who. 9 minutes ago · Like · 1 Brian Schmall But you put your sword through his head 9 minutes ago · Like John Alden What makes you think Michelles a witch? 6 minutes ago · Like John Alden She turned me into a Newt! 6 minutes ago · Like Brian Schmall She said she got it from Newt. 6 minutes ago · Like Brian Schmall Build a bridge out of her (shovel ready) 5 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 John Alden LMAO! Brian Schmall ...And Saint Eric Holder raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy. And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...... And the LORD spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. hahahahahahhahaha! brilliant! John Alden But what also floats in water? Churches Apples! Very small Rocks. New Orleans A DUCK!
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 07:03:28 +0000
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