Scottie: SCREAMS jumps up from the table Me: Oooo whats wrong? Scottie: Theres a bee thingy behind the curtain but its huge. Continues to freak out & peeking behind the blinds Me: Well KILL IT. Remains seated in the safety of my chair on other side of room Scottie gets fly spray & begins to administer pathetic squirts of chemicals at the insect Me: Dont squirt it...SPRAY it Scottie: Screams like a girl runs on other side of table Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You just screamed like a girl!!! Just spray it. Scottie goes back for a second attempt Nek minit..... Scottie: AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH (at such high decibels that only the dogs can hear it) runs to the other side of the room & proceeds to do the river dance..... Me: Dahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Scottie: Shut up or I will spray this at you. Me: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahaha Love you my bestie...
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 02:36:27 +0000
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