Secret plans unearthed on day of voting. It has been revealed that Westminster has been orchestrating an underground plot against Scotland. But not in the way most people imagined. The plot involves massive media bias, aimed at alienating people so that they are even more anti Westminster and vote YES to independence. It also involves sending London politicians to Scotland to rile the locals and garner even more YES votes. Other plans such as saying Scotland will get more power, then getting other politicians to say theyll fight these plans. Thus pissing off even more Scots. All this is to ensure a YES vote. Then will follow a negotiation period when the actual split process will be discussed. Westminster intends to agree to every demand made by Scotland in order to rush the process through. Then........the day after independence, plans are in place for a full scale military invasion to re-conquer Scotland. Scrap its assembly, and make it part of Britain again, thus avoiding having to change the union flag (very costly process) and the Queen can still go up to her favourite holiday cottage next summer. :-)
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 16:10:14 +0000
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