See gbege oh... I was going from Main market to Achara layout in Enugu after buying some things. The bus was a 608 bus so people get to stand on it. I was lucky to have secured a seat amidst the struggles. I sat down and the place was hot. I imagined what would happen if someone just farts. Body odour everywhere but I had to use it cuz my car broke down *coughs* The bus moved and stopped for a woman to come in. I felt pity for her cuz she obviously pregnant as her stomach was really bulging, so I stood up and asked her to sit. She thanked me and looked at me and asked why did you stand up for me? I looked at her and said, its not good for someone in your condition to stand. She stared at me blankly like she didnt know what I was talking about. What condition? She quizzed. I was taken aback and I stated the obvious Youre pregnancy nah Na there kasala burst. Who carry belle? You dey craze na you sister get belle she screamed I resemble person wey get belle? Me wey never even sabi man? Where you see belle for my flat tummy? Onye ara. I told the driver to stop me as I alighted and ran for my life. Seriously I no sabi sey na her belle I bin think sey na belle she carry oh. Na so you go do good thing e go backfire oh.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 10:30:45 +0000
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