See what I see: Tricia Rose on Twitter said: Why is news media so excited about GJ decision and generally so uninterested in systemic racism and the PIC? #Ferguson (PIC= Prison Industrial Complex) I offer you, the end of the episode, Scott Tenorman Must Die, from South Park. Please stay woke; I would argue that Black people are Scott Tenorman, and Cartman, is the governmental apparatus and corporate media, either working in concert or as cyborg, depending on your level of conspiracy theory in the face of this, our hour of reckoning (for now); and no, the revolution will not be televised. #Ferguson coverage by mainstream media should convince you of that. South Park- Scott Tenorman Must Die: Cartman: I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins pony to bite off your weiner. What they didnt tell you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do something to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. I also knew that you wouldnt go yourself, for fear of having your weiner bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. And, Im afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents. Mr. Denkins: Well, they was trespassin and I was protectin myself. I, I have my rights! Scott Tenorman: My... mom and dad are... dead? Cartman: I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents demise! And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili. Scott Tenorman: [looks at Cartman for a while, realizing what just happened] Oh, my God! [gagging, he fishes through the plate and finds his moms wedding ring, still on her finger. He tosses it away] Scott Tenorman: Oh, my God! [vomits off to the side] Cartman: [leaps up on the table and sings] Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! Stan: Jesus Christ, dude! Scott Tenorman: [grief-stricken, he buries his face on the table] My mom and dad are dead! [he pounds the table] Scott Tenorman: No! Nooo! [as Scott Tenorman cries after realizing he ate his parents in a bowl of chili, Radiohead arrive at the scene] Thom Yorke: Uhm, excuse me? Stan: Who are you? Jonny Greenwood: Were that band Radiohead. Scott Tenorman: [raises his head] Jesus! Ed OBrien: Jeez, what a lil crybaby! Colin Greenwood: Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby? Thom Yorke: You know, everyone has problems; it doesnt mean you have to be a little crybaby about it. Ed OBrien: Come on, guys, lets go. This kid is totally not cool. Thom Yorke: Yeah, thats the most uncool kid Ive ever met. Phil Selway: Little crybaby! [Radiohead leave the scene] Scott Tenorman: No, wait! Waaiittt! Oh, my God, Oh, my Gaawwwd! [buries his face on the table] Cartman: [walks over to Scotts end of the table] Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! [starts licking Scotts tears off his face] Cartman: Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet! Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again. Stan: Good call. Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy! [licks the tears off the table and off Scotts face] Cartman: Mm-yummy, you guys! [screen closes to Looney Tunes-style splash] Cartman: Yuppitibut, thats all, folks!
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 01:47:25 +0000
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