Seeking a survival team for the end of the world. Because I can only assume the future will be a mad max type scenario, id like to put forward my candidacy for your survival team! Relevant skills and characteristics include: I can sew. Making tents and clothing quickly are not a problem. I have a proven track record of cooking gourmet meals with little-to-no money. Once our current economy goes bust, youll be happy to have me! Im past my hotness prime, which, while sounds like a bummer, means you wont have people attacking us to get to me! Im kinda funny sometimes. I can make fires like its no bodies business I watched a lot of movies in the before times so I have lots of stories I can share to pass the time! If interested in adding me to your team, send your motorcycle gang to my place of residence. Did I mention I live in the bush? So. Ready. For this. Thank you for your consideration.
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 12:02:42 +0000