Seems like since America got bounced out of the world cup (personally I think they were supposed to be out earlier, they just had to come back for Tim Howard who was found in the streets of Rio trying to stop peoples personal goals) Ive seen little to no post regarding the boisterous actual world event Its the world series yet its hard enough to get Mike from new hampshire to go see it much less Micheaux from france. But I digress, I want to join hands with my brethren who have thrown lots of comfortable shade at the event for being televised and talked about like it takes place in america psshht. Across from my building a latin auto body shop had the audacity to set up bleachers, and a large LCD screen for mexican and other latin viewers to watch and root for their home countries....and it wasnt even an elaborate plan to trap and deport these people back to the countries they love so much (Murica!!) Arizona and Florida must be looking at us in shame. Dont we already cater to these people enough! We pay them fair wages for 1762, we give them the best our country has to offer like our somewhere around 17th in the worlds best education, and 36DD top heavy economy. Our tough love initiative ensures we never waste an opportunity to tell them this is all their faults (especially if they are brownish with no money for us to take). And yet and still they spit in our collective faces with cheers and swoons over their inferior sport that involves a ball, and grass, where no one is trying to kill each other, (BORRIINGGG) Since cooperations are considered people so too should soccer one big person who is clearly here without a public opinion Visa from the office of Murican Septionalism....Did I spell that right, who cares! If you correct me Ill use my second amendment right to purchase a gun from a vending machine to convince you youre wrong. Dont disagree with murica, we are the best the best 12th freest economy, the best 17th educated, the best lose to win, but still lose soccer team. Dont try to denigrate us with your mediocrity. Deport SOCCER, so I can go back to pretending free agency is theater of the mind.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Jul 2014 01:30:56 +0000