Seized Aircraft and crew with $9.3m are on a legitimate business - FG A story was told about how a certain Governor of middle belt extraction traveled to the United State of A. On arrival at the port of entry in Gods Own Country, he was subjected to the routine immigration/security checks that nobody in Naija dares to put him through. In one of his luggage was piles of crisp wads denominated in dollars running into hundreds of million of rebased Naira in equivalent of Benjamins Franklin fame! This arosed the suspicion of the entry clearance officer at the immigration desk. News of how public officials and politically exposed persons steal public fund with impunity and ferry same to secret accounts in the Bahamas, Acapulco, Honolulu, et al to buy choice properties abound. So the good guy decided to flag up this discovery and push the case to the next level. The Inquisition of the Bogey Journey Man Your Excellency Sir, we noticed that you are carrying Benjamins far in excess of the permissible $10,000 maximum limit. Whose money is this and what is the purpose of bringing it to the United State of A, the Gomina was asked. The money belongs to my people. During our last townhall meeting, the contributors to our tax fund decided that our government should use part of the ossussu they have donated as taxes to buy PIGS so that we can start up a PIG Farm as part of our regional agricultural transformation in line with the central agenda of transformation. In addition to that, ours is a religious tolerant society and we have graciously made provision for those that are not inclined towards raising pigs due to their religious teachings. For this category of donors to our looting pot, we have decided to buy Okada motorcycles to empower them in line with our robust transport policy as encapsulated in our metropolitan transport scheme under our transformation agenda - My Middle belt, Our Future. So to answer your question, I am here to buy pigs and okada for my people, said the Gomina. Ok no problem your Excellency, you can kontinu. But as a matter of policy, we will like to escort you to the Pig farm and the Okada industry so that you can make your purchase. This is for security reasons and nothing more. Thus sayeth the agent of Uncle Sam to the Gomina. And so it came to pass that the Gomina from the North Central region of Naija was accompanied to a Pig farm in the North Eastern state of New Mexico to make his purchase. From there they proceeded to the industrial hub of Massachusett in Boston where the Gomina was made to purchase Okada motorcycles with the remaining change. Seeing that he has exhausted the loot that he came with in purchasing the items he purportedly came to buy for his people from the US, the Gomina was then allowed to go to his rendezvous. When he came back from his ill fated journey, he arrived with piglets and okadas in packets of quanta. Junior Civil Servants were allocated one Okada each, by force and the cost was to be amortized from their salary with a monthly deduction until they finish paying. Nobody wanted to touch the pigs with a ten foot pole. The animals were then set lose and they roam the streets of the north central state like a tourist delight akin to the pigeon at Trafalgar square in the city of London. It is in this light that I have followed the ordoriferous story of the $9,3 m shekels which was smuggled into the Rainbow nation of Tata Madiba by some unscrupulous troglodytes from the failed Lugardian state using a private jet belonging to a bling, bling wearing gangster vociferous god of Man. Now that the Federal Government has disappointingly entered the equation and threw their weight behind the scandal and affirmed that the crew were on a legit business to procure arms for a security agency, dont you think it will be dangerous if the authority in Madibas country copy from the Obama template and decided supervise the arms purchase? Talk of doing it like the Obamas people? Surely it shall be dangerous if they were accompanied to the dealers shop and made to purchase arms and ammunition for whatever security agency. I say this with all sense of responsibility because it is obvious that those guns will end up with the Sheik of Sambisa forest, in the personage of Sheik Abu Shekau to be used to share the bloods (apologies Mama Peace) of the hapless, displaced, impoverish and pauperized people of the state of the Caliphate in Gwoza, Bama, Gulak and other towns which were annexed from the Lugardian state! Let us pray!
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 09:08:13 +0000
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