Send on 2 all tha colourds haha=)). Coloureds in Heaven. The ultimate!!! The Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, I have to talk to you, I have coloured folks up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are always fighting with each other, threatening and swearing... really the most vulgar language and they keep saying Awheh, bruddah! and calling me: Exsé my broe! They are also swinging on the Pearly Gates; someone has scrawled Jou Ma se.... on the pillar, my horn has been smoked, braai sauce is all over their robes, pork shank, sparerib, chicken bones and papsakke are all over the streets of Gold. Some of them are walking around drunk, with one wing. They have been late taking their turn to keep the stairway to heaven clean and bottlenecks have been found under the first flight. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds and dry salted snoek hanging from the pearly gates. Some of them arent even wearing their halos, saying, It is messing up their relaxed hair. Others are wearing them but in a half cocked fashion on the very top of their heads. The Lord said, I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, lets call the Devil. The Devil answered the phone, Hello? Lord, just hold on. The Devil returned to the phone and said, Hello Lord, what can I do for you? The Lord replied, Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there in hell. The Devil said, Wait one minute, and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said, Okay, Im back. What was the question? The Lord said, What kind of problems are you having down there? The Devil said, Man, I dont believe this.... Hold on, Lord. This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, Im sorry Lord, I cant talk right now. These coloureds put the fire out, fitted a sound system and are now trying to install air conditioning!
Posted on: Fri, 04 Jul 2014 07:47:30 +0000