Seniors who are going to graduate on Monday: please make sure all of your fines are paid off before graduation. If you still have a fine listed, you will not receive your diploma. It will be brought back to school and kept in a vault, guarded by vicious cats with laser on their heads who have been trained to claw the ankles of anyone who approaches who are not cleared to retrieve the diplomas. The diplomas will be held until the fines are paid, even if it takes 30+ years.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:14:47 +0000