Sent by a friend who is looking ahead a bit...ha ha NEW CHURCH SERVICES This is funny now, but cant you actually see this happening SOMEday! PASTOR: Praise the Lord! CONGREGATION: Hallelujah! PASTOR: Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon. P-a-u-s-e Now, Let us pray committing this week into Gods hands. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook , and chat with God S-i-l-e-n-c-e As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready. You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password Lord909887. The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshippers: a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church. b.Those who prefer to use iPads can open them. c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.” The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker! “Final Blessing and Closing Announcements. a. This weeks ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and dont miss out. b. Thursdays Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please dont miss out. c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers God bless you and have nice day
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 00:14:16 +0000
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