Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine thats out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to di-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder, whats this red button do? Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but theyre quite possibly The dumbest way to die The dumbest way to die The dumbest way to di-ie-ie-ie So many dumb So many dumb ways to die
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 05:32:19 +0000
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