Several men are in the changing room of Kiambu golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: Hello WOMAN: Darling, its me. Are you at the club? MAN: Yes WOMAN: I am at the shopping mall at UNEP and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it? MAN: Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much. WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 model. I saw one I really liked. MAN: How much? WOMAN: $70,000 MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. Theyre asking $950,000 Its at Muthaiga,great gardens, overlooking the dense Karura forest. MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price. WOMAN: OK. Ill see you later! I love you so much!! MAN: Bye! I love you, too. The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape... He smiles and asks: Does anyone know the owner of this phone???
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 15:44:08 +0000
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