Share this An Aussie farmer, Campbell Newman and a Bikie are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total, says the Genie. The farmer says, I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Australia POOF! With the blink of the Genies eye, the land in Australia was forever fertile for farming. Campbell Newman was amazed, so he said, I want a wall around Parliament House in Brisbane so that no outlaw Bikies can come and threaten us politicians. POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genies eye, there was a huge wall around Parliament House The Bikie says,I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, Well, its about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds Parliament. Nothing can get in or out; its virtually impenetrable. The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a joint, smiles and says, Fill it with water. ---------------------------------------------- Like Our Page ....
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 22:21:46 +0000
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