Shared with me by Dr. Fred Shore... This is definetly for the man in your life, only they would understand... A husband concerned about his wifes whereabouts goes to the police station to file a missing person report for his missing wife: Husband: My wife is missing; she went shopping and hasnt come back yet. Inspector: What is her height ? Husband: No idea. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, so probably healthy. Inspector: Color of eyes? Husband: Never really noticed. Inspector: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe trousers and a top. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes. Inspector: Type and color of the car? Husband: A silver Audi A8 with 4.2 liter V8 TDI engine generating 321 horse power teamed with a 6 speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full adaptive LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door. At this point, the husband starts crying. Inspector: Dont worry sir. We will find your car.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 11:00:12 +0000
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