Shooting With Blanks A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, Ive never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that? The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, bang, bang and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that? The 90-year-old said, Id say somebody else shot that beaver. The doctor replied, My point exactly.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 12:32:39 +0000
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