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Short Facts: ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ Wife : why r u home so early? Hubby : My boss said go to hell! 😆😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Doctor : Howz ur headache ? Patient : shes out of town. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆! . 🌞 Q- You know why women love shoes? A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q- Why cant Women Drive well? A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q- Why cant Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺ A- There are no Shopping Centers.. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q- How to save a Dying Woman? A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ The woman who invented the phrase All men are the same was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened=)) ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument😆 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women dont have a wife!😆 Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it

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