Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. Sid asked Al, Are there any Jews in China? Sid replied, I dont know. Why dont we ask the waiter? When the waiter came by Al asked him, Are there any Chinese Jews? I dont know sir, let me ask, the waiter replied. Off he went into the kitchen. He returned a few minutes later and said, No sir. No Chinese Jews. Al asked, Are you sure? The waiter replied, I will check again sir. Off into the kitchen he went once more. Sid turned to Al and said, I cant believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere. When the waiter returned he told them, Sorry sir, no Chinese Jews. Al replied, Are you absolutely sure. I cant believe there are no Chinese Jews. The waiter totally exasperated by this time replies, Sir, I ask everyone. We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews!
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 20:02:11 +0000
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