Signs You’re In A Serious Relationship With Your Phone 1. Checking your phone first thing in the morning (always by the side of your bed, in fact -- usually under your pillow) and check how many times your witty comment from the night before has been retweeted or liked. You do this before you leave the bed, 2. Living in a constant state of semi-paralyzing fear that the battery is going to die. 3. Looking for random locations to stealthily plug in your phone while out 4. Gently caressing it/turning it around in your hand absentmindedly as you do other things. 5. Thinking all manner of random sound around you if your phone is ringing, even if it’s not remotely similar to the sound of your actual ringtone 6. You become “that guy,” the one who spends upwards of 60 percent of social outings flicking around on his/her phone’s screen. 7. The first thing you do when you arrive in a new place is to check your phone and make sure you’re not missing anything . 8. Being on the actual internet (on an actual computer) does not prevent you from supplementing your internet activity with things on your phone. 9. Getting vaguely pissed when you have no new messages or calls after a relatively small amount of time, even though you havent been expecting anyone. 10. You openly judge people based on what kind of phone they have. “ 11. You get incredibly pissy when someone asks to play with your phone. 12. You get irritated when people try to actually reach you directly via phone while you’re in the middle of more important things, such as Trying to be first to comment on NL, tweeting, or gaming. 13. The first thing you do on hearing that someone famous has died is to google their career and urgently, in a panicky rush, find the obscurest fact you can find about them so that you can create a thread. 14. you get a mini heart attack when you touch your pocket and cant feel your fone. 15. If you drop it and crack the screen, your whole world basically comes to a devastating halt.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 10:57:54 +0000
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