Signs of a married bachelor... 1. You warm last nites leftovers and eat straight from the sufuria. 2. Same shade of socks but different labels means nothing. You can wear Boss on your left foot and GAP on your right foot and life goes on. The lady of the house normally matches them. 3. You have a pair of torn socks somewhere that you cannot dispose of. It is like your lucky charm. The woman uses it to wipe the shoes before polishing them. 4. You dont remember if you polished your shoes last night. But they look clean enough. So no polishing. 5. You have a maximum of three spoons yet you remember buying a dozen from that hawker along Sheikh Karume Road. 6. You have this big plastic cup that saves you time. You dont have to go for that much needed second cup of tea. Your lady hates it and prefers to serve you tea in this tiny dainty chinaware that come with saucers. I take like 10 if I have to say I have drank tea. 7. You only mop your house when that dust has become noticeable. That is once every two weeks. The lady of the house is allergic to dust. Cleaning after every five hours. 8. Those utensils are better off lying in the sink until the next cooking. 9. The only time you remember to wipe that gas cylinder is when you are sending it for refilling. That duster can do it before throwing the damn thing in the booth. 10. How many plates do you have? Stop counting coz that is a sure sign of a married bachelor. The woman has an inventory even of that chipped melamine plate. ;-)
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 06:21:56 +0000
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