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Signs that you have displeased me: I stretch out my goodbyesssssss. I hiss and claw in your direction. Im tempted to bite you. But I dont. Shit, I dont know where youve been. Aside from greeting and goodbyesssss, Im damn near silent. I start singing about how youve displeased me. I keep a strange grin on my face. No Im not acting friendly, Im trying hard not to bear teeth at you. I pretend to pinch your head off when you leave. MeHoShmeHo....doesnt matter how you hear it, IF you hear it, Im thinking of an ominous choir. Because Im displeased. I subliminally flip you off. I have ways. I assert my dominance in stiffer posture, refusing to lose eye contact. No. I WIN! NOT YOU! ...ok I was laughing hard while writing this. Only because its true XD.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 18:42:20 +0000

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