Since I am stuck at home with a broken toe thought I will add some humor to my life and yours. Here is a great joke thanks to Amal. An old man wanted to plant a tomato garden but it was difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, a criminal named Vincent who used to help him in the garden was unfortunately in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son in prison: Dear Vincent, I am feeling sad because I wont be able to plant my tomato garden this year. Im too old already.I know if you were here, you would happily dig the plot for me like you did before your time in jail. Love Papa. A few days later, he received a letter from his son. Dear Papa, PLEASE DONT dig up that garden. ....Jeeezzz ....Thats where the bodies are buried!!! Love Vinnie. At 4 am the next morning, 12 FBI agents and 18 police with dogs, arrived and dug up the entire garden without finding any bodies.They apologized to the old man and left. That next day, he received another letter from his son: Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant your tomatoes now. Thats the very best I could do under the circumstances!!! Love you. Vinnie.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Jan 2014 10:03:55 +0000
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