Since mi dad had a triple heart bypass, hes very careful what he eats and does moderate exercise like religion. Once in a blue moon hell treat himself to a takeaway and lucky me, tonight Ive been invited down to theirs for some tea. But mi dad the poor bastard fell victim to mi mothers ways. She says; Just get me some rice ill have some of yours John. Oh and our Stevens coming? ill have a bit of his too End result mi mother that just wanted rice, ended up with the biggest bastard oriental dish that even Hong Kong couldnt comprehend with. A combination that is far too advanced even for the late dictator Kim Jong-il. You dont really know how pissed off I actually am that I can actually count the pieces of chicken on my plate whilst listening to mi mother chomp a prawn cracker.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Apr 2014 20:00:11 +0000
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