Sinclair Dinosaur Before I update you on our recent and planned missions... In the last post we had 5,928 people see the post - so far. The post before that was 6,084 - so far. People are hitting Like for photos and stories, but arent going to the top of the page to Like The Idora Park Experience page. So, if you like the page and havent already done so...well, go ahead and hit Like at the top of our page...a little to your right... Ill wait till you get back......................................................................... Thanks! But, if you dont like the page, well...what are you doing here? Go ahead, the rest of us will wait while you leave...and dont let the screen door hit...well, you know. Okay, are we ready? The Idora Park dinosaur... Okay, so I goofed when I took the photo of the dinosaur. I thought I had it all set up to fool everyone into thinking its a real dinosaur. I mean, it looks real, right? I mean, Ive never really seen a live dinosaur, but theres always a grass-eater that looks like this in every dinosaur-type movie. So, I figured this one looks pretty realistic except for the coin slot in his back. Yeah...coin slot. Its a bank. A kids bank. Well, it used to be a kids bank...not anymore. Read on... ...anyway, I took the first photo in some sand...had some weeds that kinda looked like prehistoric trees (that Ive never seen), got the angle just right, the lighting, sky, mood...glass of wine (Im kidding...dinosaurs dont drink wine), everything looked good... Later, I looked at the photo that I took... ...photo-bombed by my own house! I didnt see the house in the frame when I took the shot! How does that happen? Im glad Nuck isnt here to ride me about this. Hes still in (secret location) and in (secret) discussions about the three Idora Park Rocket Ships. Still no news to report on the progress. The negotiations are really tough...so Im told by Nuck. They have arm wrestling tomorrow. Ill keep you informed as soon as I get a definite...Go or No Go answer on getting the Idora rockets back here, back home. Oh, by the way...Im not lying to you folks...these three rockets ARE the three rockets that were at Idora Park. Honest! Yes! No...I mean Im not lying, and yes these are Idoras rockets...honestly! This guy has them...the entire 85 tower too, and the doorway, signs from the booths, the real Lunching Pad sign, and more! The rocket you might see laying in anyones yard anywhere is not from Idora Park, the three or two or one that were in front of Valley View (I have no idea what a Valley View is)...nope, not Idoras...the one that was converted into a car...not Idoras. And nope...not the one at The Idora Park Experience building...no, no, no. Honestly, they (the Idora Park rockets) are not in Ohio and havent been in Ohio for 30 years! Honest Injun! (Can we still say that? Injun - probably politically incorrect, eh?) Being PC isnt my strong suit... Lets get back to the discussion about dinosaurs. What do dinosaurs have to do with Idora Park? Well...Im gonna tell you, so just keep reading... This dinosaur is actually a training aid for a rescue mission scenario. Okay, I know...the ninjas and dinosaur arent to scale or in correct proportion to each other... Anyway... ...we are pretty sure that we found the actual dinosaur from Idora Park Kiddieland! He started out selling gas from a Sinclair service station...applied for a position at Idora Park...you know how that played out. Hes got a new gig...down at South of the Border selling firecrackers! And they painted him ORANGE! Worse yet, they put a sombrero on his head! He looks like he just crawled across the border...(uh, is that okay to say???) Anyway, if I offended any illegal aliens Id like to apologize for my remarks...(well, Id like to but I wont). By the way, the last time I was at South of the Border I tried to buy Mexican Jumping Beans...remember them? I do! My aunt Donna Ciccotelli (God rest her soul) used to bring those to me when I was just a kid. Anyway, they arent allowed to sell them anymore...Mexican Jumping Beans, yeah...go figure! Okay, lets get back to the dinosaur... We want to extract the Idora Park dinosaur from South of the Border and paint him green again! So, we needed to plan this caper as realistically as possible. We needed a dinosaur and ninjas. Hence, the dinosaur and ninja photos... Luckily, I found the same grass-eating type dinosaur as Idora Parks dinosaur... I just needed to make it more realistic, so I painted him green...John Deere green. No, I wasnt going to paint him orange and put a goofy hat on his head (no offense to anyone I just offended)... I got some ninja figures to plan the extraction. I call the ninjas Nuck and Buck. If youve seen earlier posts youll know that Nuck is short for Knucklehead and Buck is short for Buckethead...terms of endearment actually... Were going to get the Idora Park dinosaur back here, but dont tell anyone! Shhh! Its a secret! But, I dont think the folks down South will read it here anyway... I dont think they speak or read English in that part of America anymore...Que? This extraction/rescue is in the very early stages of planning, so it wont be carried out for awhile. But when it does...Adios to South of the Border! I need to dispel a rumor also...the Idora Park dinosaur did not walk off his post or defect...and we will not be trading carnivorous dinosaurs for him. This is a rescue mission...not a trade off. Just wanted to clear that up. Oh, the last photo? Thats one of our chihuahuas...Chi-chi. Whats Chi-chi doing? Hes trying to get me to pet him, but I wont do it. I dont pet Chi-chi. Why? Because Chi-chi is a little stupid...maybe more than a little. In this photo Chi-chi has found the poop of some creature that visited our property. Yes, poop! Chi-chi likes to slide one side of his body in the stuff, then the other side... What the heck is that about? Chi-chi also takes great interest in whatever it is that another male dog decides to lift its leg for. Chi-chi is so interested in whatever the other dog is going to pee on, that Chi-chi has to get his head right down there to see whats getting peed on! As a result...Its Chi-chis head that gets peed on! He does it all the time! So, thats why I dont pet Chi-chi...and neither should you. Its okay to wave at him, but dont pet him... Hey, support the mission to steal a dinosaur (just kidding) and bring the rocket ships home (not kidding)...ninjas arent cheap...buy cool stuff here and support our mission: Www.Shop.TheIdoraParkExperience
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 05:39:08 +0000
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