Single Chronicals Check It So my homegirl introduced me to this dude whom she knew and thought we could be a match (lord she Sux as matchmaker) Anyway talked to him on the phone ,he seem cool . He mostly talked about how many cars he had and how he treat his women like queens . He all about helping shorty out when the rent due and making sure his girl straight . I was like . Really ,well. Thats intresting but u single Fast Fwd# Im at the gym around 12 pm over at 24 Hour fitness on Trinity Mills right in Dallas . And my kinfolk Kdub Kyle . Text me and was like I got ya music I dubbed for u . Meet at 711 on Frankford I was like Cool . Welp I get a call and the DUDE called saying he was in the area and wanted to meet . I was like ok well Im at 711 waiting on my kinfolk to bring this Music . U can meet me there So This nucca showed up first . Then My ppl Kyle showed up. Well as I was talking to dude I left him to holla at Kdub . He all like who is that nucca. My ppl Kdub was like Nice Rims yo? Where u get em. I was like answered my homeboy . He was acting like he was a winner cause he had a escalad truck with rims Anyway I got the music and I was like so whats good? He was like I wanted to see u . I was like ok u see me .But Im going back to the gym . I live down the road u can meet me there . I have to grab some water and gym bag. FB Family . IT WAS 1 PM IN THE AFTERNOON YO. HE COME UP TO MY APARTMENT RIGHT? I TOLD HIM HE COULD HAVE A SEAT . NOW MY APT 680 SQFT . SMALL N SHYT. SO MY KITCHEN RIGHT THERE YO. I GO GRAB WATER. I TURN AROUND THIS DUDE NAKED HOLDING HIS MEAT SAYING COME STROKE MY %@%@$@K YOU KNOW YOUR POSITION. TEETH ALL CHOPPED N SCREWED( U WOULD THINK ALL THIS BREAD UGLY AZZ WOULD HAVE FIXED HIS TEETH) FB FAMILY. I LOST IT . I GRABBED MY LAMP BY THE SOFA AND SWUNG AT HIS HEAD. HE FELL TO THE FLOOR AND I BROKE THE LAMP ON HIS AZZ HE GOT UP STAGGERING TO THE DOOR HE YELLED CRZY BYTCH . MY NEIGHBOR CAME OUT (my janitor) He said T whats the got dam problem ,let me get my heat DUDE was like man F that Shhh ..he ran down stairs with shirt on no pants I cleaned glass off the floor called my homegirl and said #Bytch we no longer friends . U could have told me u didnt like me hell. That nucca crazy u tried to hook me up with. Single Chronicles
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 00:27:12 +0000
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