Sipho went 2 his doctor 1 Sunday afternoon with severe injuries. Doctor: Sipho what happened. Was there a fight @ the bar? Sipho: It wasnt @ the bar, it was In church Doctor: How!? What happened? Sipho: A fat lady came 2 church this morning and sat in front of me. When the pastor asked us 2 stand 4 closing prayers, her skirt got stuck in the middle of her buttocks, so I helped her 2 remove it. She theen descended on me! Doctor: Well, Im sure u Learned ur lesson {he treated Sipho}. Next Sunday, Sipho came with more severe injuries than B4 Doctor: What D Hell happened again? Sipho: That same fat woman came 2 church. When the pastor asked us 2 stand 4 closing Prayers her dress got stuck in her buttocks again Doctor: Oh Gosh, Sipho, I hope u didnt help her remove it? Didnt you learn 4rm last weeks experience Sipho: I swear I didnt pull it out. It was that idiot Themba that pulled it out. And since I konw how much she hates it I pushed it back inside!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 08:43:14 +0000