Sita says: Hey! Hey, hey! I didnt get any of that... that... Me: Celery. Sita: Celery! I didnt get any celery! Me: Celerys not for dogs. Sita: (eyes narrow) I saw you eat some. Me: Its not for four legged dogs. Sita: We had salami for dogs, pepperoni for dogs, roast beef for dogs, havarti for dogs, prosciutto for dogs, mozzarella for dogs, no celery for dogs? Me: You wouldnt like it. I promise. You would declare Celery for Dogs to be highly overrated. Sita: (pouts) You could have let me judge that for myself. I ate the pickled broccoli I asked for. Me: (sigh) Ok, ok... Celery fog Dogs. Sita: Ah! Nom nom! (wrinkle face) Yummy! (tongue out) Me: See? Sita: No! (gag) I love it! (wrinkle face) Is there more? Me: No. Sita: Ah. Well. Thats ok. What are you slicing next? Me: Pepper Jack. Sita: I like pepper jack! Pepper jack for dogs? Me: (smile) Yes, Im sure you do. Pepper Jack for Dogs.
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 03:45:39 +0000