Sitting at home with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth while watching TV. The man loses concentration for a split second and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully deep. After a few hours of fruitless rooting, the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door, they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend after a date. The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he says hes studying medicine and not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the mans nose and asks him to blow hard .. Lo & Behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room. As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck. So..... the wife says,What do you think hell become after he finishes school? A GP or a surgeon? Well..... says the man, twitching his nose, By the smell of his fingers, I think hes likely to become a gynecologist.!!!
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 05:58:52 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015