Skeptic You said you found a picture of Bigfoot. I say “it’s too grainy.” You said you saw Nessie pop out of the Loch. I say “No way.” You said that aliens are watching us high up in the sky. I say “But how high were you when you saw them?” You said Santa was going to put me on the naughty list. I say “Where’s my lump of coal?” You said the tooth fairy was going to take my teeth. I say “Does she play hockey?” You said there was a monster under my bed. I say “No wonder he’s hiding. He knows I’m a badass.” You said there’s a ghost in that house. I say “who are you gonna call?” You said the History Channel told you the world would end in 2012. I say “That’s pretty historic. Too bad for them I’m still here.” Suddenly right there out of the blue. Santa showed up and the Tooth Fairy too. Bigfoot came stomping out of the woods. Nessie splashed out of her Loch. The Earth shook as the world started to end. And there dead started to rise to devour the living. Aliens tried to shoot Santa down. But the Tooth Fairy blocked with her hockey stick. Bigfoot tripped over his shoes, before slamming into the ground. While the Boogeyman danced in dark. Nessie devoured the History Channel film crew Before they could film the carnage. Then government came to cover it all up. But before they did I woke up. You said my dreams were weird. I say “Only because I listen to your crazy theories.”
Posted on: Wed, 24 Jul 2013 23:19:27 +0000