Slim was worried about what he was going to do about his crabs. What would Sweet-Pea think ? Would she be disappointed in him ? Did she expect better. Yeah no mate....no need to panic............. Slim and Sweets were heading over to the Norfolk Hotel, apparently it was crabs night. The two middle aged delinquents were catching up with their good mates Sharon and Scott, they hadnt seen each other for ages so theyd planned to turn one on over at the little pub on Cleveland street in Redfern tonight. The problem was that Slim was a messy bastard at the best of times........ and the issue of trying to break into the shell of a crab or a lobster, posed not only great peril to the big galoot himself but also to any other diners within a twelve foot radius of him. There could be crab claws and other sharp bits of crustacean flying all about the place. If it wasnt served soft shell there was going to be hell to pay. After the nasty incident the other day, where the big bald headed brute had sneezed and had inadvertently blown a big wad of lime green snot all over his brand new hobbit T-shirt, which hed bought in New Zealand................ and without knowing it was there, had then walked around the shops saying hello to all of his friends all day, well, a night in mixed company with crab meat all up his shirt and all over his face........... was not something he was looking forward to in the slightest, particularly if he had half a dozen schooners of Reschs Pilsner under his belt. It could well be a recipe for disaster. However with a positive attitude and a new found sense of confidence, Slim Farrell was dressed for success. He had on a good pair of jeans and his black skull T-shirt with the words Albuquerque New Mexico printed on it. Hed bought it when he and Sweet-Pea visited there in January earlier in the year. The big boofhead also smelled a million dollars with a liberal dose from his new bottle of Issey Miyake Eau de Toilette.....he smelled the grouse mate. With fingers crossed for an incident free night............... Slim and Sweets closed the door behind them as they went downstairs to wait for the cab.
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 07:37:44 +0000
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