Snarky Dude is taking the 5 oldest to the Car Show, then out to dinner at the Chinese restaurant. This leaves me home alone with only the youngest two. On a rainy day that is meant for snuggling. On the itinerary is: *Dance with Princess Peanut to No Sleep Til Brookylyn. *Taking a long, luxurious chamomile milk bath when they both nap. Read Divergent in tub. Accidentally drop book in water and then be sad because I cant read more until it dries. (Im not psychic. I just know its likely) *write a blog. About something rambly probably. Incorporate words like shenanigans and hooligans. Ponder why they sound similar. Edit blog to be far less rambly. *Consider writing a letter to the King Of Spellcheck informing him rambly is So a word and ought not to have squiggly red line under it. Realize I do not know WHO King of Spellcheck is nor what email address is TO King of Spellcheck so instead serenade Dogs with Barbara Striesand songs. *Demand dogs to applaud. When dogs do not applaud, eat a cheeseburger right in front of them. Remember I am vegetarian so cheeseburger is made of beans and sprouts and other weirdness but dogs are dumb and dont realize that. *Remove pants. *Dance to Kesha songs Because I can, damnit. *Scramble around and clean house in a frenzy as if I am on a meth-binge cleaning spree (I assume) in the last 10 minutes before they get home. This way when they get home they will think I did chores the whole time. The babies wont rat me out. I can shut them up with cookies. And the dogs wont tell. Theyre still sad about the cheeseburgers.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 22:10:54 +0000
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