So, I completed a full physical last week. All the head to toe stuff, checked out freckles/ moles, lungs, heart, abdomen, spine, cough cough (hernia check), range of motion (twisting, touching toes, so on), cut chest hair (90 day tox screen), Im thinking Im not enlisting again, but I digress. Vision, ( Dr held a card up to my face and said read the small line at the bottom. So I did, have the patient read he cuts me off and said not that line. Not sure he appreciated my humor. Hearing test, and finished it off with a test to rule out color blindness. In the end he looks at me and said looks good. Than he looks down at my feet. I know your not color blind. So I told him the truth, if I want to be color coordinated my wife generally puts out my clothes. Awkard silence, so she must have missed dressing you today? No words, thank God there was not a mental evaluation.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 00:41:35 +0000
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