So, I didnt dream about Simian Flu, but I did have a terrible nightmare (yes, I only just woke up *recently*). In it, my sister Marcy Stitcher Rogers hysterically calls me to say that her freakin flame-point Siamese cat has been stolen by a psycho woman whose house is now on fire, and to tell me to get myself to Bowdon ASAP to save little Blue Eyes (or whatever girly name Marcy gave her). Several questions are in my dream mind, like Is the house on fire because *you* set it on fire in revenge? Wouldnt it be a better use of Blue Eyes *very limited* amount of remaining time to call someone who isnt 15 minutes away? Are actual *live* people inside this burning house? Is psycho woman one of them? Should I bring a weapon in addition to my fire suit? But shes using her high-pitched, Im-about-to-hyperventilate voice, so I just hang up and go there. The house is, indeed, fully involved (I learned that from Firehouse Subs), and Marcy is on her knees, wailing, in the yard. I brace myself against the knowledge that Im probably about to burn to death trying to save my sisters fat, blue-eyed cat, and that thats petty much what shes asking of me. Ultimately, I run through the burning entrance to discover that the living room area of the house is completely unaffected by the raging fire around it (Black Magic, I think) and psycho woman and two psycho kids are on ladders trying to put BlueEyes on the top of their *really tall* Christmas tree, like an angel or something. Im not sure about the next part (sequencing is strange in my dreams), but I think I hollered at em or threw something. Its possible I tackled her, idk. Anyways, the next (and last) thing I recall is returning Blue Eyes to Marcy--unscathed I might add--who is now completely calm and acting as if nothing weird as hell has just happened. She thanks me (barely) and then says shes going out to Mamas to eat spaghetti. AND WALKS AWAY. End of dream but NOT end of my thinking about it. This dream is trying to tell me something important! And I think its that Im Marcys underappreciated fireman/bodyguard/hitman/puppy-delivering cat saver. Im gonna require some kind of token of your love for this nightmare, alone, Sister!
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 17:58:58 +0000
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