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So I found this on a nerd page I am a part of and instantly loved it! Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 7.0 to Gay Husband 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected decorating processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Gay Husband1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Cosmo Night 10.3, Keroke 5.0, Drink and Drown 7.5, and Drag Race 3.6. I cant seem to keep Gay Husband 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. Im thinking about going back to Boyfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesnt work on Gay Husband 1.0. Please help! Thanks ...Troubled Hipster ------- REPLY: Dear Troubled Hipster: This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 7.0 to Gay Husband 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Gay Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Gay Husband 1.0 and to return to Boyfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Boyfriend 7.0 because Gay Husband 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Gay Husband 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Pet (child) Support. I recommend that you keep Gay Husband 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration. I suggest installing the background application Yes Sir 99.0 to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE\YOU\ARE\RIGHT\ because ultimately. You will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway. Gay Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Gay Husband 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and shopping 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Gay Husband 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Prada 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these applications can be expensive. WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Hung House Boy 3.3. This application is not supported by Husband 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. WARNING!!! Attempting to install New Gay Boyfriend 8.8 along with Husband 1.0 will crash the system. (see Husband 1.0 manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary Hung House Boy)
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 00:22:40 +0000

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