So I go into the vitamin store today still holding my car keys in my hand as I left them in the car a few days ago and hadnt yet gotten around to putting them in my pocket. Manager lady stares at them probably thinking its a gun or something. I jiggle them in front of her and simply say car keys. Then I get a can I help you? - Yes - Id like Omega Fish Oil - 1000mg. So she shows me a weird brand that says 300epa on it. I say Id like 1000mg. You have to read the back - its 1000 there. Im confused I say to the lady who thought my car keys were a weapon. I point out that all the other bottles say 1000mg - so why is she trying to push something that I have to read the back? I even have trouble reading the front. So I get what I came in for and pay with a $20 bill. She gives me change and as opposed to waiting a few seconds until I turn to exit she pulls out this giant cardboard box of bills with paper clips. She calmly squeezes my $20 into one of the bundles and then lifts the box with both hands and puts it under the counter. There had to be thousands of dollars in that box and she let someone not only see it but where she keeps it. Incredibly stupid. Then I go to the grocery store and again pay with cash, get my change, and while Im putting it in my wallet some lunatic clown behind me apparently saw a Franklin or two and decided to go for it - not realizing that the old white guy (whats he going to do?) is a native New Yorker and aware of his surroundings - and saw him out of the corner of my eye. Dumb move.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 23:20:38 +0000
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