So I got online today and you know ...I started looking at peoples profiles and pictures seeing how their life is going and what not. And by looking i mean creeping. Reason being that ill look at my friends pictures then look at my friends friends pictures that i dont even know. (We all do, it im just admitting it publicly.) So im looking at Alexandra Nicole Leoson ,Taylor Palumbo, Aaron Brooks, Delaney Hustak, Erika Hovlik and Robin Owens just to name a few.( Im such a freak i know, im over it though) You guys are like beyond beautiful, like model potential (¡WERK!) this goes everyone else i stalked as well. And do not take this the wrong way but OMG Ali girl did puberty make you Beautiful! Im getting off topic. I just started wondering how everybody looks so drop dead gorgeous in their pictures. Like i need to know what it is im doing wrong. Because personally i will take like 25 selfies before making the executive decision to upload one. I want to take pictures and go balls so hard and scream i woke up like this, posing like Beyonce but Lord knows thats not going to happen. And the only reason im even doing this status is because i wanted to upload a cute OTD pic of me today but NOOOOO!!! God forbid i take a cute picture. I just realized that the head and seat of the toilet seat as well as the paper is completely in frame. Why you may ask? Well I take pictures more often then not on-top of my toilet. Reason being that its gets good lighting and its the only way i can get a good full body picture without anyone else taking it for me. Im 53 if i just stand in front of the mirror all your gonna see is my head to my belly button. So a potentially good profile pic ruined. And the 45+min of my life in the bathroom i spent on-top of my toilet has been wasted. I got great balancing skills now though, so thats a bright side. Maybe im just not photogenic, im probably just prettier in person.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 06:07:44 +0000
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