So I got up to pee at 5 am and there was a spider on the bath mat that could have eaten a small child. (I hate spiders) so I folded the mat and started jumping on it. Thinking I succeeded in saving a child, I opened the mat only to see it (stick its tongue out at me) start to run. So I repeated this 3 times. The forth time in rolling it I actually put a shoe on and stomped on it directly until I heard a pop! Damn thing must be part cat! 9 lives! Wonder if its the same one Kendall was shooting at!?!?! I got him!!!! No bullets needed!
Posted on: Fri, 04 Oct 2013 10:56:04 +0000