So, I had an appointment somewhere in midtown today and Im on the train, reading my Bible and then playing a game on my phone. (Long trip) This guy of medium build sits next to me and I begin to hear this deep, low voice talking. I turn to look at him. Hes looking straight ahead, not moving his mouth. There are a lot of people on the train, so I dont think anything of it. I begin to smell something. Hmmm, quite normal on crowded NYC trains. The smell gets a bit worse. I put away my Bible and take out my phone. I look around. Everything seems pretty normal. I hear the voice again and turn to look at this guy, who is now looking back at me and speaking very low. Yeah. I get up and wait by the doors for my stop. THEN, out of the corner of my eye I see the guy stand up and proceed to put PANTS ON! Yes folks, thats right. I was sitting next to him the whole time and he wasnt wearing pants!
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 18:01:56 +0000