So, I just stopped in to Super Target to buy some Almond Milk. The - TopicsExpress



          

So, I just stopped in to Super Target to buy some Almond Milk. The lady at the register says, So, how do they get milk from an almond. I mean, you cant milk them. Using my quick wit and remembering the classic milking a cat scene from Meet the Parents I quipped, I know, almonds dont have nipples. Without cracking the slightest smile, she handed me my receipt and said, You have good day now. Hmmm... note to self: Almond nipple jokes require a specific audience.
Posted on: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 02:36:09 +0000

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