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So I just watched a late show of The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies and it was pretty good. But then I was listening to a heavy metal music station and I was struck with an utterly mad bout of inspiration! Ladies and Gentlemen! Awesome Imagination productions presents James Hassons The Hobbit: THE BATTLE OF THE (tallies up following list) 33 ARMIES!!!! Army 1: Humans and Elves Army 2: Dwarves Army 3: Orcs n Bats Army 4: Eagles Army 5: Wizards Army 6: Balrogs Army 7: Daenerys Targaryen, her Dothraki Horde, Unsullied legions and Dragons Army 8: Roman Legions headed by Julius Caesar Army 9: Alexander the Great and his Macedonian Armies Army 10: Genghis Khan and the Mongol Horde Army 11: The Scotsmen from Braveheart Army 12: Jedi Knights Army 13: Paul Atreides and several Fremen legions on the back of Sandwurms Army 14: Terminators Army 15: Spartans 300 Style Army 16: Zombies Army 17: The Avengers Army 18: The X-Men Army 19: Every crazy person with a motorized vehicle in any Mad Max movie Army 20: Werewolves Army 21: Klingons Army 22: Hordes of Roller Derby Girls Army 23: Maverick, Goose, Iceman, Viper and every other person with an F-14 Tomcat in Top Gun Army 24: Meth addicts lead by a fedora-sporting Walter White all mounted on Dinosaurs Army 25: Lucifer (from DC comics, the real badass one) Army 26: Killer Clowns from Outer Space! Army 27: Disembodied Flaming Skulls, just running around the place causing havoc! Army 28: Drag-Queen Berserkers. Army 29: Sharks.... with friggin laser beams attached to their heads. Army 30: Predators stalking around invisible, shooting lasers, slicing and dicing the crap out of everyone. Army 31: Villains. Cinema Villains. Book Villains Just straight up any classic, memorable villain from story whatsoever. Hannibal Lecter, Anton Chigure, the Joker, Edwin Epps, Norman Stansfield anyone from cinema whos made you terrified all working together! Army 32: Gold-armored, Pegasus-mounted, sweedish super-model looking Valkyries wielding Electric guitars rocking to every epic song that gets your blood going! Army 33: GODZILLA!!! And the whole movie is these forces and more spiraling in a whirlwind of war, while the whole soundtrack is this song on repeat! Enjoy! https://youtube/watch?v=yudcSDxBM-c
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 06:24:52 +0000

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