So I know what youre thinking.. Its a sunny day, Im gonna set up a chair in the garden, pull out the auld Vino Collapso and keep drinking until I either pass out with kidney failure, or heat exhaustion.. Well, you could do that, or you could throw on some fresh knickers and get your bahookie down to the Beach Leisure Centre for 2pm onwards to see the GCRG vs FVRG, which kicks off at 3pm! Let me make this simple for you - theres gonna be cake there, and people need to come eat it before I do, because Im trying to be all healthy and lose some fat around my badonkadonk and stuff. If you dont come, Im gonna smash cake in my face. And if you let me do that, youre a terrible friend, and I hope your asshole gets infested with termites. So to save yourself an itchy bunghole, or heatstroke from the garden, come see an awesome game of Roller Derby! Youll get the added bonus of seeing The Roobs playing, and seeing me trying to announce alongside the eminently more qualified Chris SmackDaddy Mcdonald! #rollerderby
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 08:52:59 +0000